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Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed!
Guys, that's for spaceflight only - no street racing!!!
Pilot: "Now this is podracing..."
CoPilot: "Dude, that was beyond lame..."
Quote from: sprite75 on April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM
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What happens when Northwest airlines maintenance hacks into Area 51.
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How most grandparents see a VCR.
Budget Rental was out of Mustangs but this will do.
With all those neon strips flying around, they knew they landed on Planet Eighties!
Quote from: sprite75 on April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM
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Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed!
:cheers:
Great, let's get the F#@$ outtta here. :teddyr:
Pilots high as f**k, seeing crazy lights go by as if it was nothing to them.
Pilot: We're flying faster than any man has ever flown before.
Co-Pilot (Finishing up a joint): Oh, wow!
"Dude! Floyd laser light show!"
"Good nyborg, man."
Time to push the red button
*Moment later*
JESUS F**KING CHRIST, THIS IS FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!!
Co-pilot: Oh s--t! I left the garage door up when I left the house this morning!
Co-Pilot: Dude!
Pilot: Whaaat?
Co-Pilot: Did you see that?
Pilot: Dude, I'm so high right now I can't see s**t. What was it?
Co-Pilot: I just saw some hot as hell babe lifting her skirt and giving us the thumb-up.
Pilot: Yeah, right.
Co-Pilot: No really! Maybe she saw us on youtube or something?
Pilot: Youtube?
Co-Pilot: Yeah.
Pilot: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Co-Pilot: You know, the thumb-up thing.
Pilot: Thumb-up? No dude, that's hitchhiking. She was probably hitching us for a ride.
Co-Pilot: Oh, a hitchhiker. That makes sense.
Pilot: Wait....what....
Co-Pilot: Dude, what are you doing?
Pilot: Hold on, I'm turning this sucker around!
Co-Pilot: Why? Weren't we supposed to go to the moon?
Pilot: Screw the moon! I'm getting lucky tonight!
Co-Pilot: Oh hell!
Pilot: Dude, where's the god damn brake? Oh never mind, here it is.
Co-Pilot: No....wait....that's not the....!
Pilot: Heeere weee gooo!
Co-Pilot: Yeah, straight to jail! Again!
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And despite this they'll still be 1/2 hour late pulling into JFK.