This picture from Andrew's recent review of Sea Beast is just begging for some captions!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/seabeast/seabeast6.jpg)
"Excuse me miss, can you tell me how to get to I-95?"
"Does that look like a cavity to you?"
Quote from: Ash on May 03, 2012, 03:51:51 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/seabeast/seabeast6.jpg)
Woman (to Sea Beast): Shake! Cmon boy, shake!
(Sea Beast extends hand)
Woman: Good boy! Who's a good sea beastie? You is! Sea Beastie want a treat? (hands out a Milk Bone)
Sea Beast: Goodie Goodie!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/seabeast/seabeast6.jpg)
"burEEEEERRRRRRRRRHHHHH-p!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/seabeast/seabeast6.jpg)
Meth. Not even once.
That's the last computer dating service I ever use!
Look out, a bird is about to s**t on you.
Quote from: Ash on May 03, 2012, 03:51:51 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/seabeast/seabeast6.jpg)
Woman: What are you doing here honey! Come back tonight when my husband is out of town.
Monster: "Remember me, you flushed me 20 years ago...now I will have my revenge..."