Are you prepared for http://www.beyondhollywood.com/fdr-american-badass-2012-movie-review/
What the heck. I'm in.
Anything with "Badass" in the title, however, should focus on THEODORE Roosevelt!
When you posted, I immediately thought "Asylum." William H. Harrison: Vampire Hunter? :tongueout:
I can't stop thinking about that infamous exchange between Eleanor Roosevelt & Winston Churchill;
Eleanor - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey!"
Winston - "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
And, what about Andrew Jackson?
Now there's a guy who liked a fight!
I am currently rushing out a script called MILLARD FILLMORE VS. THE MUMMY.
Figuratively speaking, Herbert Hoover battled cannibalism in post WW1 Russia. :bouncegiggle:
I'm still waiting for someone to make George Washington vs. King Ghidorah. :wink:
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 22, 2012, 05:27:11 PM
I can't stop thinking about that infamous exchange between Eleanor Roosevelt & Winston Churchill;
Eleanor - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey!"
Winston - "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
And, what about Andrew Jackson?
Now there's a guy who liked a fight!
Actually, that exchange was between Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor.
But yes, I think Churchill should have his own supernatural monster fighting movie!!
Quote from: indianasmith on June 22, 2012, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 22, 2012, 05:27:11 PM
I can't stop thinking about that infamous exchange between Eleanor Roosevelt & Winston Churchill;
Eleanor - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey!"
Winston - "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
And, what about Andrew Jackson?
Now there's a guy who liked a fight!
Actually, that exchange was between Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor.
But yes, I think Churchill should have his own supernatural monster fighting movie!!
Churchill had way more bravado than Roosevelt.
I could imagine Andrew Jackson as a vampire hunting half man, half cyborg, built by Ben Franklin. :bouncegiggle:
Actually, Jackson was a butt-kicking, Indian fighting, British slaying, duel winning BEAST!!!!! without any Hollywood embellishment at all!
He actually let his opponent fire first in one duel because he was determined to kill the man and didn't want his aim thrown off by a bullet striking him as he fired. So he quietly stood there and took a bullet to the shoulder, then returned fire and shot his opponent through the heart! (the man had insulted Jackson's wife).
So there's hope for my script, JFK and the Werewolf Biker Women from Mars?
Soon it will be time for "Grover Cleveland vs. The Undead Muppets".
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/grover-cleveland.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bBu2etbWtf8/Tk0WIV-zTFI/AAAAAAAAAEg/0OxduxFkmb4/s1600/4384228574_07637dfa68_z.jpg)
Don't forget the bad guys....
BILL, THE INHALER!
(http://www.jack-donovan.com/malebranche/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35&g2_serialNumber=2)
Quote from: alandhopewell on June 23, 2012, 12:49:14 PM
Don't forget the bad guys....
BILL, THE INHALER!
(http://www.jack-donovan.com/malebranche/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35&g2_serialNumber=2)
The Republican's worst nightmare...a Democrat that got elected twice!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CTYuNkFSGLI/Tx_7XENnWkI/AAAAAAAAAsg/ClA6J2qRrkg/s1600/screaming-woman.jpg)
I'm looking forward to seeing Nixon fighting to save the last of humanity from killer robots in a post apocalyptic future.
How about...
Jimmy Carter vs. The Aliens from Planet X :twirl:
(http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/films/ghidorah-monster%20zero/controller.jpg)
Chester A. Arthur vs. Crocosaurus.
What? No Thomas Jefferson: Zombie Killer? I'm taking this idea to Hollywood!
Or how about Calvin Coolidge Crashes the Pajama Party?
Bill Clinton vs. Rodan :twirl:
Wait! I got it!
You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event? (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?) Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 24, 2012, 10:02:42 AM
Wait! I got it!
You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event? (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?) Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Great idea! Every president could have his chance to get whacked.
Quote from: tracy on June 25, 2012, 12:52:37 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 24, 2012, 10:02:42 AM
Wait! I got it!
You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event? (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?) Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Great idea! Every president could have his chance to get whacked.
And at the end, George Washington is standing there with a bloody axe, and says "I cannot tell a lie. I did it."
Don't forget the mighty X Presidents.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-xpresidents/1356410
And for the Brits, we could have QUEEN ELIZABETH: DRAGONSLAYER!!!
Quote from: AndyC on June 26, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
Quote from: tracy on June 25, 2012, 12:52:37 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 24, 2012, 10:02:42 AM
Wait! I got it!
You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event? (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?) Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Great idea! Every president could have his chance to get whacked.
And at the end, George Washington is standing there with a bloody axe, and says "I cannot tell a lie. I did it."
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Quote from: indianasmith on June 26, 2012, 10:28:24 AM
And for the Brits, we could have QUEEN ELIZABETH: DRAGONSLAYER!!!
Which one, Indy? Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II?
I don't know - the Renaissance Era Elizabeth would be more epic, but there is just something about the idea of seeing the current Queen with her pearls and pillbox hats battling monsters that cracks me up!
Well-the got Ronny Reagan vs quasi hippies....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG5mvupo9Wc
I actually own this tripe on dvd... :bluesad:
Quote from: indianasmith on June 27, 2012, 05:23:06 PM
I don't know - the Renaissance Era Elizabeth would be more epic, but there is just something about the idea of seeing the current Queen with her pearls and pillbox hats battling monsters that cracks me up!
I think we are thinking alike on this one, Indy. If you want to do a comedy, then get Elizabeth II, but if you want to do something more dramatic, then get Elizabeth I.
Pierre Trudeau and the RCMP Save the World! A clone of Trudeau and the RCMP following the destruction of part of the U.S. must save the world from Grey Aliens working with reincarnated Nazis.
Quote from: JaseSF on June 28, 2012, 09:51:29 PM
Pierre Trudeau and the RCMP Save the World! A clone of Trudeau and the RCMP following the destruction of part of the U.S. must save the world from Grey Aliens working with reincarnated Nazis.
Joined in their darkest hour by Jean Chretien, whacking aliens with an Inuit sculpture and often just choking them with his bare hands.
Oops.
(http://www.guerrillageek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Tales-from-the-bully-pulpit.jpg)
Yes, you should read it.