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Little known fact: Giraffes are deathly afraid of spiders!
Unknown giraffe fetish: Sex with necks!
AHHHH! Tiger! Wait, we're in Africa, fer...
Son: No. Nooo! I'm NOT going swimming, mom.
Mom: What the hell is wrong with you?
Son: I watched Jaws last weekend...
Um...you guys are doing it wrong. Really wrong.
Mouse! It's a mouse! Save me!