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Good Cop, Bad Cop, I'm the boom stick.
"Damn...it was shoot last and ask questions first..."
"Holy crap! I didn't know that finger was loaded!"
If you ever park in a No Parking Zone again I'll really rough you up!
"Ow! That hurts! What the hell are you doing?!"
"You parked in a handicapped spot. I'm just making it legitimate."