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When ever people passed this sign on Cul DeNutsak Ave., the accident rate tripled overnight.
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"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"Yes, help; my car broke down and I need someone to come get me!"
"We can have someone there right away, just tell us where you are."
"..."
"Hello?"
"...Tell you what, meet me at Elm Street; I'm gonna push my car there instead."
To be fair, I don't know anyone that's ever eaten an entire pickle road.