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Pellaeon: I wish I had known earlier that the Admiral was into this sort of thing!
Thrawn: I'm a patient man, but letting my turds gain sentscience is not what I pay Weapons Research for.
I'm sorry....but go tell Research that visible flatulence will not win this war.
I don't know what this thing is, but it's imperative that we give it a prostate exam.
Um.. if you say so, sir.
Space farts are the worst.
This is too weird. Now he's making holographs of his turds.
"We call it Cthulu sir..."
"Bah it bores me...send it to that earth planet and let it grow up there..."
"Bah! You call this art? Terrible! You'll never amount to anything, Future Einstein!"
"That's what was blocking the toilet? I don't even want to think about how it got there."