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There's a s--t in the turbolift!
"Anyone see the Mugato? We got a Racketball teamup with the stiffs from Engineering at 03:00"
You've been feeding the dog too much pork again.
Sorry Ms. O'Donnell but you're suppossed to go to make-up first before you come on the set.
Me so thorny! Me love you long time!
Killer Shrews...of the 24th Century!!!
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Picard: You better pray to GOD Mr. Worf that thing doesn't take a dump here on MY bridge!