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Where are all the dancing young men at? We were promised that a bunch of naked young men would be cavorting about waving their naughty bits in the royal countenance. We are not amused!
I have to sit here and enjoy all this frivolity while my Exlax starts to work.
"Right. After all this, I'd better have another jump with 007, or it's off with their heads!"
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I'm an old lady! I hate everyone and everything except Matlock! And these dumbass ceremonies are causing me to miss my Matlock marathon!
I do NOT recall giving Prince Harry permission to be a spotter for the Russian Women's Gymnastic team!!
Wherrrrre's the beef?!
Oh Dear, someone call the Royal Diaperer!
"Sigh...all this money spent on this stupid ceremony could have bought me an addition to the castle..."
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Harry was photographed where? In his birthday suit? Doing what?
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Queen: Internal monologue
Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
Aw sh!t, Wu-Tang Clan spark the wicks an'
However, I master the trick just like Nixon
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era
Hardrocks is locked the f@ck up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow sparks like Waco, Texas
Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Bring da mother, Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Quote from: sprite75 on August 04, 2012, 10:15:33 PM
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"That [expletive deleted] helicopter mussed up one's hair." :teddyr:
Announcer: OK everybody, let's sing for our dear queen mother.
Queen: Hurry up! I can feel all those tacos working and I'm not wearing any diapers today!
Announcer: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Queen: Ooh s**t!
Announcer: 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.
Queen: Oops, too late.
The Queen-You don't what to mess with a lady that's neck looks like the predator's teeth!