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Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Amoura lay back in her bed as the handsome young knight entered the room. The princess slipped off her robe, revealing her silky white thighs. The knight embraced her roughly, and began to caress her soft, round...
You mean Snape is a . . . . .???
"That bed was too hard. So she tried the second bed, but it was too soft. The third bed was juuuuuust right...."
They based a WHOLE BOOK on finding this Waldo chap? Total bulls**t!
"...to enhance your partner's sexual desires, display your mooseknuckle in feminine colors...CHECK..."
Why this Star Wars is considered classic literature I'll never know.