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Despite being defeated in every film, baragon's popularity with the ladies made it all worth while.
Ya KNOW that post is full of potential...
Look,Mama.....we told you we'd make connections in America.
Monster: Wow! Can I have you BOTH?
Girls: Sure! We've had our shots! (Giggle)
Monster: I'LL BUY THAT FER A DOLLAR!
The remake of Galaxy of Terror flopped when the maggot was rewritten as a charming gentleman, with only the most noble of intentions.
While best known as the bass player for The Sex Pistols, Baragon wasn't so much a musician, as he was more of a presence on the Tokyo Kaiju scene.
Baragon's wild college days eventually caught up with him during the 2016 elections.
Awkward moment in 5.. 4... 3... 2...
"Y'know, if you like, I could use my Heat Ray to speed up those Sun Tans!"
"Did I bring protection?" Baby, my whole body is made of reinforced latex!
Uh, yeah, I'm real hornie. But I'm sexually aroused, too.
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Note that she's wearing her wedding ring, but he isn't.
Baragon - "Uh... Excuse me, uh, ma'am, uh... I, uh... I, uh, I think I dropped my nickel, uh, in your, uh, in your bellybutton... I, uh, I kinda need it back...."
Girl - "Whoa! I'll get it! Keep your hands to yourself!"
Turns out Baragon's horn is curved just right for hitting the g-spot.
Guess who went home without a date that day?