Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll give you Brett Kelly. Director, writer, actor and producer of crap cinema. I came across Kelly when I found a trailer for his latest movie called Jurassic Shark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oehW-BRnbNk
Looking up his resume on IMDb I was surprised that I've actually seen one of his movies, The Bonesetter (2003). A bad supernatural slasher shot with an "iPhone" available on several cheap multi-set DVD releases.
Check out the trailer for She-Rex (2009). Kelly gives Ed Wood a run for his money:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJHtUJ_qqc0
Brett Kelly on IMDb.com (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1448482/)
Those are both the kind of movies I like!!!! And I loved the trailer for JURASSIC PARK IV that was linked to it!
Bad puppetry/animatronics is funnier than bad CGI.
Meet Jose Rosete
(http://www.runningonemptythefilm.com/images/meet-jose-rosete.jpg)
He's been in 153 movies since 1995. Rosete is most likely the busiest working B-Actor these days.
Just to give you an idea about the sort of movies he's been in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3JzMJ4w2JU
Jose Rosete on IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1352774/)
She-Rex looks awesome!