http://news.yahoo.com/squirrel-dinner-prep-maybe-sparked-michigan-fire-144017963.html (http://news.yahoo.com/squirrel-dinner-prep-maybe-sparked-michigan-fire-144017963.html)
Everything I love in a story:
1) Squirrels
2) Idiocy
Authorities say a blaze that displaced dozens of people from a southwest Michigan apartment complex may have been sparked by a resident trying to cook a squirrel with a propane torch.
They will be suing Paula Deen for her "Squirrel Brulee" recipe.
-Ed