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Title: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: AndyC on October 19, 2012, 11:00:15 AM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2012/02/01/e-underwear-pressure-ulcers.html (http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2012/02/01/e-underwear-pressure-ulcers.html)

Electronic shorts that administer shocks to your butt. This seemed like a strange invention until I read what they're for. They contract the muscles to allow immobilized people to fidget, which prevents bedsores. Christopher Reeve would be alive today if he had a pair of these.
Title: Re: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: Andrew on October 19, 2012, 05:31:59 PM
That's a great invention if it works according to plan. 

On the idea of giving a pair to Trevor, I'd be afraid of the underwear being self-aware enough to understand their plight.
Title: Re: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 21, 2012, 05:44:43 PM
This is just how it starts. 

First you give your underwear the ability to shock you, next thing you know, it's holding your private parts hostage in a bid for world domination! 
Title: Re: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: Trevor on October 22, 2012, 02:12:21 AM
Quote from: Andrew on October 19, 2012, 05:31:59 PM
On the idea of giving a pair to Trevor, I'd be afraid of the underwear being self-aware enough to understand their plight.

:teddyr: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: Trevor on October 22, 2012, 02:46:55 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 21, 2012, 05:44:43 PM
This is just how it starts. 

First you give your underwear the ability to shock you, next thing you know, it's holding your private parts hostage in a bid for world domination! 

This happens already and I don't even have a pair on.  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: Mr. DS on November 03, 2012, 07:10:02 PM
In a semi-related note, I read somewhere in one of the Ripleys Believe It Or Not books they have fart filtering underwear.  I really need a pair of those right now.
Title: Re: Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants
Post by: Trevor on November 09, 2012, 01:12:34 AM
Quote from: Mr. DS on November 03, 2012, 07:10:02 PM
In a semi-related note, I read somewhere in one of the Ripleys Believe It Or Not books they have fart filtering underwear.  I really need a pair of those right now.

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: