http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/80000-pounds-of-walnuts-stolen-california-accented-delivery0driver-imposter_n_2050181.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/80000-pounds-of-walnuts-stolen-california-accented-delivery0driver-imposter_n_2050181.html)
If you see a guy in a van selling nuts, call the police.
-Ed
The first thing that came to my mind is that the squirrels have enlisted human collaborators.
One news site said local squirrels denied all knowledge. Really!
-Ed
It took a lot of nuts to pull this one off.
I was going to say that's the nuttiest thing I've ever heard, but DS beat me to the bad pun. :teddyr:
The owners were reportedly shell shocked.
^yes, the cracked under the pressure.