(http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/contents/funny-pics/page-6/large/funny-Friskies-dog-food-advertisement.jpg)
"Pull up, ya spaz! I wanna scare the Earthers, not splatter 'em all over the Viewport! Ya know how hard that is to clean?"
Image isn't coming up.
Gahhh! Tried to post it twice...might as well kill it.
Flange; is
THIS the pic you were trying to put up?
(http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_684/6845705/file/friskies-dog-food-ufo-small-13221.jpg)
If so, let me put up a few lines:
"Hey, isn't that Kevin Costner up ahead building a baseball field?"
"Great Plutonian Nyborg."
"Okay, if these hicks don't take us to their leaders, can we go home?"
YES! Thanks for repairing my bollix.
Blaznee: "Mayday, mayday! Goin' down..."
For goodness sakes! Everybody can't sit on the left side!
The aliens, looking to kidnap an Earth dog for study, made the mistake of taking Clifford The Big Red Dog. He is sitting on the left side of the spaceship, hastening their escape.
When Clifford the big red dog saw the saucer, he thought of two words: 'Frizbee' and 'catch!'