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"You know...this planet is not big enough for my...ambition.
Unbeknownst to his underlings, Emperor Palpatine constantly got gas, and got his body lubed and washed daily.
Shortly after this photo was taken, Darth Vader visited the station, and found the lack of premium fuel to be disturbing.
I just KNEW that guy was named after some kind of hair product!
You could always count on him to jump-start your dead battery in a jiffy.
Quote from: Flangepart on December 05, 2012, 06:33:19 PM
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Palpatine's early years go off to a slow start, thanks to his first two assistants, Darth larry and Darth Joe.
Just to clarify, Palpatine isn't any of the three guys up front. He's the one in back with the skirt.
"And now, witness the power of this fully operational service station!"