(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Sri-Lanka_water_monitor.jpg/800px-Sri-Lanka_water_monitor.jpg)
It's been two weeks and I'm still not back to normal.
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Man....that last tourist gave me heartburn.
"So, Mr. Corman...do I get the movie gig? Whatta ya mean I'm too fat for B-movies? why I'd bit yer face off if I could move..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Sri-Lanka_water_monitor.jpg/800px-Sri-Lanka_water_monitor.jpg)
Oh, I don't mind being a parent; it's fulfilling and all, but... the stretch marks and the
scaly skin... and it'll be months before I can go to the beach again....