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I should've auditioned for "Lord of the Rings" instead.
"So I get to co-star with Bruce Boxlitner...cool."
...with icicle legs and a snowball butt, and eight eyes made out of coal...
Sing it!
I'm here for the part in Roger Corman's new flick,"Frosty the Snow Spider".
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"Audition to be a Christmas mascot", they said.
"No one will laugh at you", they said.
"Everyone will LOVE 'Icy The Christmas Spider'", they said.
Jeez Charlotte, you need to get out and get some sun.
The Irish spider is very prone to sunburn...