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"Trust me , Gerrek, this film will make us ALL household names."
Look....I said I'd get you a part in this film....I never promised you'd last.
"....that isn't yellow Gatorade."
Hey Luke.. check out this cool duck noisemaker! QUA-WAAAAK!
Luke: Um.. that's nice, dude. (saunters slowly away while Gerrick is preoccupied)
"This blue s**t is good Luke, whats in it?"
"Smurf sperm..."
"........"
"They can't possibly cut me out of the film. I'm already in the Marvel Comics adaptation and the paperback novel. I look forward to Biggs Darklighter becoming a major playa in future Star Wars films."
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BIGGS - "Now, after this scene, you and I go looking for that R2 unit,
then we go to Mos Eisley later and hire Han Solo after that, right?"
LUKE - "Yyyyyeah... you haven't spoken with George today, have you?"
BIGGS - "What?..."
LUKE - "He saw what you wrote about him inside the porta-potty."
BIGGS - "Damn."
Garrick: Where did you score this scotch, Mark?
Mark: Alec gave me some in exchange for giving him....uh....it's a secret....oops, I said too much already.