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Get a job at Hogwarts they said, it's in the library they said. Not ON the library, they said...
Gorn decided to read for one of the Gargoyle parts in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
Page 47...if any cats do show up here, no matter what they say, do not give them any of our beer....
Page 47 . . . how to reverse a petrification spell . . . NO! That's 'putrefecation'!!! And now the stinking pages won't turn!!!
"500 years of this pose they could have at least given me a chick to look at..."
The most awkward & uncomfortable place for a toilet.
I've been reading weird books before they went cool.