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Man: E=MC2 is a dating service for eggheads? Can I join?
Einstein: No. Sadly, you are an idiot.
Now,Albert....I know you're smarter that the rest of the patients but you must learn to play nice.
Now, Albert; you know why you're sitting on the time-out sofa, don't you? That's right, you can't relieve yourself on the kitchen floor. You're a big boy, and you need to use the restroom like everyone else. Understand? Good.. you have 15 more minutes to think about what you've done.
"Its ok Albert, it happens to all guys at some point."