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"Son. Tell your sister, she was right. Oh, and don't trust any one named Kirrrrrk!"
"Give my regards to the Ewok known as Tattoo."
Sorry,Richardo,you won't work as Darth Vader. Every time you remove your helmet someone yells,"The plane! The plane!"
Your cape is so soft, like rich Corinthian leather.
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Gotta tell ya son, your mother's skin was as smooth as fine Corinthian leather!