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Well, pumpkin. ready for a mind searing trauma that will scar you for life? GOOD!
This is your parents fetish.
"Okay, first off, you're both way too old to be trick or treating. Second, it's March. You're not getting any candy. Go home."
And you wonder why I didn't let you meet my parents til after the wedding?