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Title: STANDARD YAGE* FORM
Post by: alandhopewell on March 27, 2013, 02:02:28 PM

* Yet Another Grand Exit

UNDERLINE WHERE APPROPRIATE.

I, the (wounded party), (blameless seeker of truth), (angst-soaked donut-head), hereby and herewith, announce my (departure from this board), (compulsive whining jag), (Gatling- like flatuence).

For far too long, I have (suffered in silence), ( accepted Pay-Pal bribes), (behaved like an ourangatan on crack), due to the (stony indifference), ( studied hostility) (vastly superior intellect and breeding) of those who share this space with me.

Not all are at fault; some of you have had the decency to (send me PM's at appropriate times),( send me BM's in appropriate containers), ("Gibbs" me repeatedly).
My thanks to you.

I wish I could make you all know what it feels like, to (be treated like a pariah), (find your pupik filled with Crazy-Glue and raisins), ( dance the lambada in a burnt-orange camisole and Cleveland Browns thigh socks).

Thus, with no regrets, I (say, "farewell"), (leap into a pool of half-starved Humboldt Current squid), (demand that you shoot me now.)

SINCERELY, ________________________________

Title: Re: STANDARD YAGE* FORM
Post by: indianasmith on March 27, 2013, 07:02:21 PM

ROFLMAO!!! :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: STANDARD YAGE* FORM
Post by: Trevor on March 28, 2013, 12:46:42 AM

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit? :wink:

Title: Re: STANDARD YAGE* FORM
Post by: Mofo Rising on March 28, 2013, 03:01:10 AM

Quote from: Trevor on March 28, 2013, 12:46:42 AM
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit? :wink:

I thought the same thing. I was expecting the William S. Burroughs quotes to be forthcoming.

I would actually love to see a standard yage form from people on the drug. You can't say that wouldn't at least be entertaining.

Title: Re: STANDARD YAGE* FORM
Post by: Trevor on March 28, 2013, 04:23:48 AM

Quote from: Mofo Rising on March 28, 2013, 03:01:10 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 28, 2013, 12:46:42 AM
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit? :wink:

I thought the same thing. I was expecting the William S. Burroughs quotes to be forthcoming.

I would actually love to see a standard yage form from people on the drug. You can't say that wouldn't at least be entertaining.

:teddyr: :teddyr:

I always think of the X Files episode Teso dos Bichos whenever I see or read the word yage. :wink:

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