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Flat hover pod...oh well, what else can go wrong on the moon?
(Man holding package): Hmm.. One p*nis enlargement pump, addressed to John Smith. (snicker) Wait'll the other guys hear about this!
John Smith (approaching from behind): I can't let that happen!!!
Hmmm....I wonder if this is the box with the hammer in it.
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Hey pal; you ended up on the wrong side of Mars, didn't ya?