We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread. What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -
Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!
What can you guys come up with?
I was expecting something closer to "oh my god! What is that horrible thing? Take it away!"
Quote from: indianasmith on June 03, 2013, 11:23:42 PM
We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread. What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -
Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!
What can you guys come up with?
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
"Trevorrods: they stick to you, no matter what!"
"Trevor's Own: Number One in the Number Two Business!"
:bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 03, 2013, 11:43:58 PM
I was expecting something closer to "oh my god! What is that horrible thing? Take it away!"
Yessir, that's pretty much it. Try opening my undies drawer in the morning. :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
This is the general reaction when people attempt to open my undies drawer: :buggedout: :buggedout:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7472741120/h1A425FB8/)
:wink: :wink:
"Trevor's Undies: they take no crap from anyone." :wink:
"Trevor's Undies: Skid marks not included." :teddyr:
Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.
Quote from: Flangepart on June 04, 2013, 08:37:26 AM
Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.
No human has gone there before, but I have gone there, if you know what I mean. :buggedout: :wink: :wink:
Trevor's Used Underpants...a bargain at any price.....in fact,make an offer.
Trevor's Used Underwear- Just run, For God Sakes Run, Run as far as you go before it corrupts you!
Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 04, 2013, 04:10:38 PM
Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans
lmao!
Or maybe a more . . . erotic approach?
TREVOR'S SECRET
You'll wish you had not been curious!
Or better yet:
Trevor's Underpants:
"Common scents re-defined"! :bouncegiggle:
Trevorick's of Hollywood:
For the naughty, stinky things inside you!
You guys are hilarious...
TrevWear- Every three months whether you need to or not.
Trevor's- The crunch that satisfies.
TREVORS- the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry about that.
TREV'S UNDIES: Doing for underwear what Godzilla did for Tokyo.
By line do you mean factory line or the line IN your undies? :wink:
Trevors: "They Stick to Everything"
Quote from: ER on June 05, 2013, 12:22:21 PM
You guys are hilarious...
The special peeps on here keep me like this :teddyr: for quite a while. :thumbup:
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 05, 2013, 02:03:22 PM
TrevWear- Every three months whether you need to or not.
Trevor's- The crunch that satisfies.
Three months is a little tooooo short. :buggedout: + :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Flangepart on June 06, 2013, 08:09:15 AM
TREVORS- the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry about that.
TREV'S UNDIES: Doing for underwear what Godzilla did for Tokyo.
:teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Andrew on June 06, 2013, 08:45:05 AM
Trevors: "They Stick to Everything"
True words, Brother: true words. :teddyr: :teddyr:
TREVOR'S UNDIES: Making people say "Dear lord, call hazmat!" since (just what is your birthday,again?)
"Trevor's Underpants"
"When down on the farm, they are the only underpants you'll ever need."
They are a(n) . . .
--appetite suppressant
--breath freshener
--crop protector
--de-greaser
--fungicide
--hand sanitizer
--herbicide
--insecticide
--pest remover
--pot and pan scrubber
--shark repellant
--spot remover
--wax and paint stripper
--weed killer
--wrinkle remover
Only $9.95. Plus shipping and handling. At these low prices you'll want to order more than one. And order 'em now!
"You can't go wrong! They are so strong! They won't last long!"
(Trevor not included. Sorry girls!)
Dag...I can't beat a sales pitch like that.
Quote from: Flangepart on June 06, 2013, 12:54:34 PM
TREVOR'S UNDIES: Making people say "Dear lord, call hazmat!" since (just what is your birthday,again?)
Born 11 September 1967, Bulawayo, Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe). :smile:
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on June 06, 2013, 04:37:12 PM
--pest remover
--shark repellant
--spot remover
--wrinkle remover
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
You sold me on 'shark repellant". :thumbup:
$9.95 in SA Rand = R100: not bad. Me have them for free though. :wink:
Trevor Sportsshorts - When you absolutely, positively want to have the locker room all to yourself!!
Trevor's undies:
-Stops Crime
-Makes everybody to agree with your views.
-Get great service.
-Able to ride first class
Stops Ninja Attacks
Makes Pirates cry
Trevor's undies: The gift that keeps on taking.
Trev's- They're not just for breaking wind anymore.
Trevor's new (not improved) NO WASH Underwear!
Never worry about those unsightly stains again! These undies are already colored so you don't have to worry!
(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/29/no%20wash%20boxers.jpg)
Quote from: El Misfit on June 07, 2013, 11:27:29 PM
Trevor's undies:
Stops Ninja Attacks
:teddyr: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Trevor's Own Brand: "You wear um, they stickum" :buggedout: + :teddyr:
TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.
Quote from: Flangepart on June 12, 2013, 07:51:40 AM
TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.
:buggedout:+ :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:
I'm going away for a few days at the end of this month so they might just do that, what with the cold weather and everything. :smile:
Trevor's Undies:
The undies that killed Inspector 12
Trev's Own: NO SKIDEE, NO LAUNDRY :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:
TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!
Quote from: Flangepart on June 24, 2013, 08:25:07 AM
TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
It never is. :wink: