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Vader: "Crap, do I hate crossovers..."
Vader: "A sonic screwdriver? Versus my lightsaber? You must have a screw loose."
Crispin Glover auditions for the Star Wars remake.
Vader: S---, I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!
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Vader: "Wait a minute. This isn't some sort of 'slash' fan fiction, is it?"