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Tell me, my dear...do you like Colt 45?
Lando: So... are you a Mike Tyson fan?
The difference, of course, is that my arms are real......
Say....is that a new hairdo or are you just glad to see me?
Woman: Hey baby! Want some company tonight?
Lando: Sorry babe. I'm riding Solo tonight.
Woman: Oh.
...Wait, what?!