I usually get entertainment out of most bad movies, but these had no redeeming fun-cheese values for me what-so-ever. Check it out:
001 Hip Hop Locos 2001
002 Mummy Maniac 2007
003 Return of the Boogeyman 1994
004 Invasion from Inner Earth 1974
005 Curse of the Headless Horseman 1972
006 The Off Season 2004
007 Blood Theatre 1984
008 Ape 1976
009 Honey Britches 1971
010 Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy 1999
011 Kill the Scream Queen 2004
012 Rise of the Undead 2005
013 Half-Caste 2004
014 Blood Shack 1971
015 Last House on Hell Street 2002
016 The Mailman 2004
017 Space Zombie Bingo!!! 1993
018 Death to the Supermodels 2005
019 Primitif 1980
020 30 Days to Die 2009
021 Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol 2000
022 Grizzly Rage 2007
023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge 1987
024 Sea of Fear 2006
025 Killing Birds: Raptors 1987
026 The Rockville Slayer 2004
027 Howling III 1987
028 Beyond the Wall of Sleep 2006
029 Bear 2010
030 Jack O'Lantern 2004
031 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams 2010
032 UKM: The Ultimate Killing Machine 2006
033 The Wrecking Crew 2000
034 Tales from the Grave 2003
035 The Vulture's Eye 2004
036 The Legend of Bigfoot 1976
037 Prey of the Jaguar 1996
038 Terror at Orgy Castle 1972
039 The Fog 2005
040 The Damned 2006
041 Firehead 1991
042 Task Force 2001 2000
043 The Silencer 1992
044 A Day of Judgment 1981
045 Fire Serpent 2007
046 Shatter Dead 1994
047 Prom Night 2008
048 Grease 2 1982
049 Panther Squad 1984
050 The Pink Chiquitas 1987
051 Death from Beyond 2006
052 Zero in and Scream 1971
053 Dark Stories: Tales from Beyond the Grave 2001
054 Doll Graveyard 2005
055 Psycho 1998
056 Ice from the Sun 1999
057 The Innocent 2006
058 Shocker 1989
059 Assassin 1986
060 Wacky Taxi 1972
I think I made it 15 - 20 minutes into Hip Hop Locos.
Personally I'd put Death Tunnel at the top of my list though. An entire movie edited together like and MTV video. If I was in charge of things, the director would be flogged in the public square. Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is right up there too. I was correctly predicting lines of dialogue before they were said. There wasn't a single scene in that movie I hadn't seen done better in 15 other movies.
Garbage movie that left my DVD player smelling like butt....
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Nice list!
I could make a pretty substantial one as well... and I think i will. Thanks for the inspiration.
However, I LIKED A*P*E*! That movie was pretty enjoyable to me. But I'm sick.
I was really disappointed with 011 Kill the Scream Queen. I loved some of Bill Zebub's other stuff though
Is Blood Shack the one with the Chooper? I think I gave it 4 stars haha
023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge 1987 // with a name like that from that year I don't see how it could be bad sorry
I'm sure this comes as no surprise... Super Mario Bros the movie (1993)
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Its the worst movie I've seen.
Quote from: lester1/2jr on August 05, 2013, 07:23:51 PM
023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge 1987 // with a name like that from that year I don't see how it could be bad sorry
You'd be hard pressed haha. Apparently Troma bought a very boring late 1970s drama titled
The Hunting Season. It's about three or four hunters who rape some woman in their cabin, followed by boring scenes taking place in court. The original movie played out like a PG rated TV flick. No graphic violence whatsoever. Troma added new footage filmed in 1987 for the opening credits. It shows a hermit-like woman preparing her revenge against the rapists I think. Furthermore, Troma trimmed several minutes of the original movie, for pacing I assume. Which didn't make the movie any better. So in the end it's just a boring, re-titled, edited mess.
SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1964) is the worst movie I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdsFQJRn-M
AAGH!
RC- There was an interesting interview with director Matt Cimber in Shock Cinema. To his credit, he did make Candy Tangerine Man and the G.L.O.W. tv show
Quote from: lester1/2jr on August 06, 2013, 08:22:24 AM
RC- There was an interesting interview with director Matt Cimber in Shock Cinema. To his credit, he did make Candy Tangerine Man and the G.L.O.W. tv show
Yep. He sucks on many levels. :drink:
I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there. At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list. But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies.
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One of the worst movies I've ever suffered through was "Space Jam".....egad! My daughter wanted to see it so we went. By the end of the film I was pricing therapy.
I'd put Marina Monster (2008) against any of these
Quote from: retrorussell on August 06, 2013, 01:40:04 PM
I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there. At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list. But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies.
Yeah, Russell. I stumbled upon it in the vhs rental days and rented it blindly. BIG mistake. I :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: this movie.
Quote from: voltron on August 06, 2013, 03:55:14 PM
Yeah, Russell. I stumbled upon it in the vhs rental days and rented it blindly. BIG mistake. I :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: this movie.
Me too; back when 7-11 rented out movies (remember that?) I rented SCREAM and Jason Lives: F13th Pt VI with my aunt. We hated SCREAM, but thoroughly enjoyed F13th 6. I still think it's the best of the series.
Quote from: retrorussell on August 06, 2013, 01:40:04 PM
I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there. At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list. But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies.
I'm obsessed with Scream (1981) :bouncegiggle:
It came out of nowhere, turned my world upside down, and refuses to leave. There's no doubt that Scream is utterly bad, but for some strange reason I find it to be fascinating. We have been discussing and (over) analyzing Scream at another message board for years, and came to the conclusion that there lies rhyme and reason within this hot mess of an oddball slasher. Someone compared it and saw patterns to David Lynch's style of film making, which gave us even more food for thought: intentional incoherence to throw the viewer off or simply the result of inept no-budget film making? It's all in good fun, and over the years Scream has become some sort of "favorite" companion of mine I neither really love or hate. It's just there and here to stay I'm afraid :smile:
I made it about 20 minutes into Scream. I thought the main female character and Neve Campbell's character were absolutely detestable.
I've tried to watch Hard Rock Zombies at least five times. I've never made it all the way through.
It has been years since I have seen it, but from what I remember, I really liked Shocker.
And I think Grease 2 is Hilariously bad
I can't make it thru this one...ever. Not even Valerie Perrine's boobs help.
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Quote from: RCMerchant on August 06, 2013, 07:16:46 AM
SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1964) is the worst movie I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdsFQJRn-M
AAGH!
Yeah, that one was painful. Jayne was a good comedic actress, drama not so much.
I got about 10 minutes into ROBO VAMPIRE...
Worst movie I've sat all the way through though, has to be this smarmy, patronizing, self-congratulatory nightmare:
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this one was amazingly awful....
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....anyone else see it?
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Quote from: Jack on August 07, 2013, 06:19:01 AM
I made it about 20 minutes into Scream. I thought the main female character and Neve Campbell's character were absolutely detestable.
I assume you mean Wes Craven's Scream (1996) and not the supernatural western town slasher Scream (1981) we've been talking about here?
^ Oh never mind I'm just confused as usual.
I Am Legend (2007) Will Smith
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Horrible CGI. If you want to see better watch - The Last Man on Earth (1964) Vincent Price.
Fire with Fire (2012)
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This movie was awful! ... it should take the crown in my topic about 'people doing dumb things in movies'
- but damn there are way too many things to list.