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"Honey, what did I tell you about trying to steal a soda from the machine. Those dispenser slots art tight!"
"Was there a warning label saying not to work on the lawn mower while it was running? Then we will sue, SUE I say!!!
Never get between a beer and one of Sprite's cats!
Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!
The original 1951 version of TOKYO GORE POLICE was not quite as extreme as the remake.
What do you mean a sparkling vampire bit you? Vampires don't Sparkle dear, everyone knows that.
"Gesundheit..."
If you pick at it it'll never heal.
I've told you before not to put your hands in the blender til it stops.