I don't think this is bad enough to rate a NSFW but it does make me go :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
www.news24.com/World/News/70yr-old-lodges-fork-in-penis-for-pleasure-20130820-2 (http://www.news24.com/World/News/70yr-old-lodges-fork-in-penis-for-pleasure-20130820-2)
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
He should have just spooned. :twirl:
OK, hands up to anyone who sort of bent over while reading this
A fork in a Swiss army knife is understandable, but a Swiss army penis? That's another story altogether....