A South Carolina couple caught
in flagrante delicto inside a display shed at an area Home Depot.
QuoteAUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.
Officers were dispatched to the business "in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside," according to a North Charleston Police Department report.
An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was "partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist." Bowden was shirtless and "had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed."
He wanted to nail her. Obviously
All the right tools...
This story actually fits the punch line of a bad joke I once heard.
Quote from: indianasmith on September 02, 2013, 11:19:27 PM
This story actually fits the punch line of a bad joke I once heard.
And probably many more bad jokes out there.
Come to the Home Depot. You can do it, she can help. :bouncegiggle: