Poll
Question:
Is that because . . .
Option 1: They hate to see him come.
votes: 0
Option 2: They love to see him go.
votes: 0
Option 3: Of his smelly undies
votes: 1
Option 4: All of the above
votes: 3
Option 5: None of the above. Name your own reason
votes: 2
Because we always salute something stinky at this site.
"With women dear
There's many a tear.
When Trevor nears."
LOL :bouncegiggle:
I went with providing my own reason: I have to wear the damn things. :buggedout: :wink:
It's poetry time!
Trevor is so keen.
His undies are the pits.
Why can't we fear them?
He is
getting his
birthday
bonus on
Friday
so
he will buy
some
clean
ones
:wink:
The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.
There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever
Quote from: Flangepart on September 09, 2013, 08:43:58 AM
The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by undies.
When the night has come, and the land is dark
And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me
Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on September 12, 2013, 08:06:25 PM
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by undies.
LOL :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: zombie #1 on September 13, 2013, 03:58:02 AM
When the night has come, and the land is dark
And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: tracy on September 10, 2013, 01:09:46 PM
There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Flangepart on September 13, 2013, 08:30:42 AM
Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!
Quote from: indianasmith on January 10, 2014, 07:20:40 AM
There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!
:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
You're describing the cast of
The Star Wars Holiday Special there with the words 'brown' and 'lumpy'. :wink:
When Trevor did put on his shorts.
His friends produced some retorts.
Be it words, or mere sound.
Our response would abound.
For Trevor has such loud reports!
Trevor's undies were stained
Stench worse than an ass
But the stench was restrained
In South Africa, A place now being known for class.
UPS is always asking us, "what can brown do for you?" I think this question is better off left to Trevor. :twirl:
Trevor loves to eat his beans
And makes those sounds so big and mean
You won't believe the loud report
That comes out of this good man's shorts!
Fruit Of The Loom has met it's doom
When Trevor comes to town!
Trevor's underpants,
Scarier than the outhouse
Of mighty King Kong.
Funny.. when I first saw this thread it was right below the "Anyone else been sick?" thread. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Flangepart on January 10, 2014, 09:20:25 AM
When Trevor did put on his shorts.
His friends produced some retorts.
Be it words, or mere sound.
Our response would abound.
For Trevor has such loud reports!
:teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on January 10, 2014, 02:59:07 PM
UPS is always asking us, "what can brown do for you?" I think this question is better off left to Trevor. :twirl:
Trevor loves to eat his beans
And makes those sounds so big and mean
You won't believe the loud report
That comes out of this good man's shorts!
Fruit Of The Loom has met it's doom
When Trevor comes to town!
Samuel L Jackson in SWAT: "Prop fruitoftheloomski in the A car." :smile:
That was pretty much my own original work, not Jackson's, but I think he'll get over it :bouncegiggle: