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No, seriously. Earth catnip is the best. A good hit of that my blue friend and you'll be seeing vapor trails.
But, seriously, I can't stand beer...
Blue Admiral: You gotta tell me about this mauling of a Klingon that you did that's been all over the grapevine at HQ this week.
Furry Admiral: Well, I was in the restroom when a Klingon came out of a bathroom stall asking if s--- stuck to my fur...
"See that chick with the tatoo back there? On my world, that would be impossible. Lucky smooth skins..."