(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Ultraman_gyango_ruffian_from_outerspace_19660925.JPG)
Dr. Ultra: "That's...that's the worst posterior problem I've ever seen! How can you even sit with that can?"
Monster: (Sigh) I sleep standing up...but on the other hand, I've Never slid off a chair."
Ultraman: Yeahhh... dude, Im not going to waste my time. You better get that checked.
Quote from: Flangepart on September 11, 2013, 06:23:56 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Ultraman_gyango_ruffian_from_outerspace_19660925.JPG)
Ok...let me put on my latex glove...
But doctor, I am a latex glove.
Listen, kaiju prostate health is no laughing matter. If he only had regular check ups, poor Youngary might still be alive.
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/yongary-d.jpg)
Feel the terror,Ultraman! I'm what happens when they cross Godzilla with a porcupine.
That's the Bemular suit from episode 1. I remember in this episode, however, that the monster was the result of a wish made by a man who had a hunk of meteoric iron that allowed for wishes to materialize. Among other suits that got used to pieces in Ultraman were the Baragon suit.