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P.E.T.A. tried it's hand at cinema. Not even the Sy-Fy guys could buy that one...
(In Yakov Smirnoff voice): "In Soviet Russia, salad eats you!"
Little Johnny finally got proof that vegetables were from another planet and demanded more cake.
In space, no one can hear you chewing.