I was talking to a friend as we walked into work about SHARKNADO, and I mentioned 'growling sharks' and suddenly realized...that could make a cool sports team moniker!
Soooooo...
How about coming up with B-movie related team names. Like...
'Tonignt on ESPN, it's the California Growling Sharks Vs. the Kansas Corn Children.'
And from Japan...The Kobe Kaiju Vs. the Alaskan Ice Spiders.
Your turn, ya nuts...
The Baltimore Blobs vs The Cleveland Crawling Eyes.
They'd have some great looking logos.
GO PIRATES!
Next up: The Utah Stuff Vs. the Mexico city Caltiki's.
WNBA version
The Minnesota Mummys vs The Washington Wasp Women
GO PIRATES!
The Antartica Things vs The Roswell Grays
The New York Unknowable Horrors vs the Washington Illuminati
The Amityville Horrors vs The Texas Massacres
The Detroit Demons vs The Nashville Nosferatus
GO PIRATES!
The Pennsylvania Draculas!
The Arizona Grabboids Vs. the Utah Raptors...Oh, wait...be a short game, eh?
The Gainesville Gargantuas vs The Galveston Gargoyles
BEAT'EM BUCCOS!