http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotQoOngYno
Why? Because why not, that's why!
AKA Alien Ghost Sharks...well, that's what I'd call 'em...
Just when I think the Ridiculous Shark Movie Well has officially run dry... someone proves me wrong! :teddyr:
Sharks on a skating rink would be awesome - "I think we're gonna need a bigger Zamboni." :teddyr:
This stuff is spilling over into books as well: http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/71203/sharcano-looks-shoot-fins-teeth-and-magma-all-over-your-bookshelf#axzz2hMB459Y7
Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?
Anyone else thinking back to Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4
Now we just have to look forward to Snow Shark vs Avalanche Shark
Quote from: indianasmith on October 10, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?
Give'em time. They're probably opening their check book to lock up the broadcast rights as we speak.
I'm still trying to get over the genius sharks that et Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea. All those frickin' sharks needed were frickin' laser beams to make it a perfect frickin' shark horror movie with frickin' Samuel Frickin' Jackson in it!
Quote from: Jack on October 10, 2013, 04:28:48 PM
Sharks on a skating rink would be awesome - "I think we're gonna need a bigger Zamboni." :teddyr:
I'd sig that one, baby! :bouncegiggle:
SHARKCANO VS. AVALANCHE SHARKS. Nuff said...
Quote from: indianasmith on October 10, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?
It's not by The Asylum, who are the usual culprits for Syfy. It seems that Syfy's copycat studio now has a copycat.
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?
Quote from: Flangepart on October 11, 2013, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?
ZOMBIE SHARKS! Somebody please-please-please-please-please make the movie! :hot:
Damn, nowadays bad killer shark movies are being made left and right it seems.
Quote from: Flangepart on October 11, 2013, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?
I am bored with them but I seem to tire of movie trends much faster than other people. I've been sick of zombies for over a decade now.
ZOMBIE SHARKS . . . oh my. oh my!! I am getting sweaty palms just thinking about how bad that movie would be!!! LOL :teddyr: :teddyr:
Zombie...shark...
Well, this is close.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q
No.
Sharks do not fit into any horror niche at will. Stop doing it. Seriously, 2013 is Shark Out of Water Year.
Volcana Sharks, International Space Station Sharks, Golf Course Sharks, Foodtown Sharks, Card Sharks, Pool Sharks, Loan Sharks. One or two were not half bad but now it's like the companies are just force feeding my brain goop.
And I lie to myself.
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on October 13, 2013, 10:59:53 PM
International Space Station Sharks
Space station sharks? I gotta see that :teddyr:
Quote from: Jack on October 14, 2013, 07:00:56 AM
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on October 13, 2013, 10:59:53 PM
International Space Station Sharks
Space station sharks? I gotta see that :teddyr:
Sharks...in...spaaaaaace! There, I said it, and I'm glad!
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/Space_Shark-ypdkcq-d_zpsd4e5c51a.jpg)
Quote from: Jack on October 14, 2013, 04:47:01 PM
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/Space_Shark-ypdkcq-d_zpsd4e5c51a.jpg)
Dude, we are not alone!
(http://skreened.com/render-product/m/z/e/mzefieinpiafwgmsckaa/sharks-in-space-crew-cut.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.light-blue.w760h760.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X9k6hDcIO-c/TJjKt62dj5I/AAAAAAAAAoI/LFIgRpPivLo/s1600/fys1.jpg)
(http://www.medangerbolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/space-shark2.jpg)
One can hope...one can dream...
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4779771496236395&pid=15.1)
I didn't write this, but I could have: Have Sharks Jumped the Shark? (http://fresnobeehive.com/archives/27925)
:buggedout :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :buggedout: :buggedout::
WOW!
(http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/mega.jpg?w=700)
And from japan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10xk0wey8w
Quote from: Flangepart on October 17, 2013, 08:07:53 AM
(http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/mega.jpg?w=700)
And from japan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10xk0wey8w
That's a Syfy original from the Asylum. They must have released a Japanese dub.
Bet it's a better cover than the U.S. dvd.
The potential for a movie here is enormous!
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/027/d/7/Vapire_Robot_Nazi_Shark____by_chefTokyo.jpg)
Quote from: zelmo73 on October 18, 2013, 10:05:05 AM
The potential for a movie here is enormous!
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/027/d/7/Vapire_Robot_Nazi_Shark____by_chefTokyo.jpg)
Wait, you forgot to work 'zombie' into it.
It's not my creation. Either way, I think they got hung up on the concept of a "robot zombie", never mind the "Nazi" bit. Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know. :teddyr:
Quote from: zelmo73 on October 18, 2013, 04:59:12 PM
It's not my creation. Either way, I think they got hung up on the concept of a "robot zombie", never mind the "Nazi" bit. Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know. :teddyr:
Hummm...would that go under the heading of 'you are what you eat?" :smile:
We could try different genres altogether...
(http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-demotivational-posters-0561.jpg)
"Snow Sharks"... they should have called it that. Or maybe... SNORKS!? .... oh wait.
Robot zombie sharks with laser beams on their heads!
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/sharks_w_laser_beams_zps963c6353.jpg)
Another one on the way lol: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152098/
Quote from: Jack on October 24, 2013, 09:12:22 AM
Another one on the way lol: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152098/
Yee, hee hee hee....I may be right, Sharks
are the new zombies!
*Slaps self in disbelief*: I just found out that a friend of mine is the executive producer on Avalanche Sharks. Oy. :buggedout:
Quote from: zelmo73 on October 18, 2013, 04:59:12 PM
Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know.
It's odd how my lame joke got a little funnier over the short passage of time here. :teddyr: