I guess when you gotta go..you gotta go.
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QuoteWhen I open the door the smell was incredible. "The wee bastards's s**te had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! "It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There's no way it'll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? 'Och, a ned shat down the chimney'? "If I get my hands on the little bastard I'll kick him so hard in the arse he'll never sh*t again." A source at Grampian Police said the crime was "Unpleasant and unusual".
Dirty bastard, hope they find that mug.
Somebody just wanted some smoked hams!
What did he wipe with after he was done :question:
Quote from: major jay on October 17, 2013, 10:00:41 AM
I guess when you gotta go..you gotta go.
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QuoteWhen I open the door the smell was incredible. "The wee bastards's s**te had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! "It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There's no way it'll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? 'Och, a ned shat down the chimney'? "If I get my hands on the little bastard I'll kick him so hard in the arse he'll never sh*t again." A source at Grampian Police said the crime was "Unpleasant and unusual".
Before anyone asks: no, that was not me. :buggedout: :wink:
Quotea wee Ned (Scottish for a ruffian)
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I find that funny! Maybe its just me being American, but calling someone a "wee Ned" just seems adorable.
It's funnier when you imagine Fat Bastard saying it:
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QuoteWhen I open the door the smell was incredible. "The wee bastards's s**te had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! "It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There's no way it'll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? 'Och, a ned shat down the chimney'? "If I get my hands on the little bastard I'll kick him so hard in the arse he'll never sh*t again." A source at Grampian Police said the crime was "Unpleasant and unusual".
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What I really want to know is how he got on the roof, or why he did it in the first place. Was he simply drunk, or did he think he was being a joker of some sort?
My guess is it was an all night binge of Guinness and bangers & mash.
That's a perfect recipe for making a "foul-bowelled hooligan".
Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
Somebody just wanted some smoked hams!
Oh...boo! :twirl:
I heard the guy they're looking for is Chinese, his name is "Hu Shat"? OK now I can boo myself for that one, :bouncegiggle: