(http://becksmithhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Markie-Post-John-Larroquette.jpg)
Dan: "Is this your color, my dear?"
Christine: "Could be. But I'd only wear it at your funeral."
Uh, Dan.. those go over your lower privates, not over your chest.
If Trevor finds these, the Earth is done for!
I've been trying to get into your pants for two years, and I only have six more pounds to shed.
I didn't have time to wrap your Christmas present....care to make sure it fits?