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Rich? Like to live dangeriously? Functionally suicidal? Have we got a cruise for you!
Gee,Marge...I had no idea that turtles got so big in Antarctica.
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Oh my GOD!!! It's the Love Boat! Run away!!!!
A quick dunk in ice water before cooking ensures the Kaiju meat is nice and flaky.