(http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00358/117081209_birds_358539b.jpg)
"Quite a deal we made. They sacrifice a dumb bird, and I return the favor. It's in the contract."
Tippi, would you quit that infernal squawking, I'm trying to eat here!
Bird: Hey, he's eating my cousin! Lemme at that fat bastard!!!