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Title: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: Andrew on December 02, 2013, 02:18:27 PM
Saw this today on Slashdot:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/03/science/coming-soon-a-night-watchman-with-wheels.html?_r=1&

Which is pretty much the story behind the classic b-movie Chopping Mall (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/chopmall/).  The robot in the story does not have any weapons, but it does sport a laser range finder.  That's just begging to be armed.  Heck, that's just begging some hooligan to buy one, equip it with a random implement of destruction, and set it loose in a mall.

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/chopmall/chopmall5.jpg)
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: zelmo73 on December 02, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
I want one of these for Christmas!  :cheers:


(http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/65137.jpg)
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: Flangepart on December 02, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
Meanwhile in Japan, the escalation begins...


(http://cdn.theguardian.tv/brightcove/poster/2012/7/30/120730RobotKuratas_6479326.jpg)
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: akiratubo on December 02, 2013, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on December 02, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
I want one of these for Christmas!  :cheers:


(http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/65137.jpg)

Make sure his audio sensors are up to snuff ...
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 03, 2013, 01:33:34 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on December 02, 2013, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on December 02, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
I want one of these for Christmas!  :cheers:


(http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/65137.jpg)

Make sure his audio sensors are up to snuff ...

And that he's got programming to deal with stairs.
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: Andrew on December 03, 2013, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on December 03, 2013, 01:33:34 AM

And that he's got programming to deal with stairs.

Exactly!
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: Ted C on December 04, 2013, 10:44:31 AM
Quote from: Andrew on December 03, 2013, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on December 03, 2013, 01:33:34 AM

And that he's got programming to deal with stairs.

Exactly!

"It's just a glitch."
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: Ozzymandias on December 05, 2013, 01:30:48 AM
Ozzymandias speaks: That is my favorite Jo Stafford song.

"Killbots are a comin, they've got us in their sights. Killbots are a comin, there will be destruction tonight. You better hurry, hurry, hurry home! You better hurry, hurry, hurry home! Killbots are a comin, there will be destruction tonight."

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: dean on December 05, 2013, 02:50:02 AM
All we need is one lightning strike and bam, homicidal killbots.  [That's how they're made right?]

Title: Re: Killbots are coming to a Chopping Mall near you
Post by: Flangepart on December 05, 2013, 09:23:21 AM
Quote from: dean on December 05, 2013, 02:50:02 AM
All we need is one lightning strike and bam, homicidal killbots.  [That's how they're made right?]


Heh heh heh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qIQxV2Bpmg