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"Should I worship the feline, or have it for lunch?"
Yeah, we're all out of beer here.
I just can't convince this stupid cat to make it's own dinner!
The earliest painting to be entitled "Insert Your Own P*ssy Joke Here".
Cat: "The fire's really nice. You know what would make this moment even more special? A can of tuna."
Cat: "Lady, I know you're poor and hungry, but let go of the dustpan...seriously."