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Harry: "I tell ya, Kirk old boy- once you've had android, ya never go back!"
Kirk: That's the worst Cap'n Crunch costume I've ever seen.
Man: My cereal stays crunchy in milk!
Kirk: Who the HELL invited you!!!
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Harry: "Well, yes, they are a bit 'mechanical' in bed, but you can program them to tell all their friends how great you were."
Kirk: "I'll take 3!"
Don't worry,Captain. When you wear this one out I've 11 more just like it.
...Viagra is a miracle drug!