This one comes from a little known no budget martial arts flick called The Instructor (1983). Enjoy.
The_Instructor_1983__VHS__WMV_V9_chunk_3.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ood7--HSk#)
Feel free to post your bad movie scene of the day.
This "classic" from PIECES.. a kung fu master pops up out of nowhere and has NOTHING to do with anything else in the movie! His actions are excused by blaming them on "bad Chop Suey". Wow..
Kung Fu Professor - Bad Chop Suey - Pieces (1982) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCklvZYpDQ#ws)
the car park scuffle, from AEROBICIDE
Aerobicide - Stay away from Rhonda - fight scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auGMFx8DYxA#)
2 replies in 3 days for a topic like this? For shame...
come on people!!!
Maniac (1934) - Best worst transformation ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfa9XetyzIE#)
Ninja 3 the Domination. Seduction by V8!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t89PcaQtfEU
I love Lucinda Dickey!
A hectic night at the sorority house :teddyr:
Sorority House Massacre 2 - Bad luck (vhs-ploitation) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaxHHXM6cA#)
KARETECI KIZ aka KARATE GIRL (1973)
Worst Dead Scene Ever ! Original video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4#)
Roller skating Ninjas from TO CATCH A NINJA.
HIGH SPEED NINJA ACTION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4s6zFVm9qI#)
From Tough Guys Don't Dance..
Oh God oh man oh God oh man..!
Worst Line Reading Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg#)
Breakin'
Dance battle with the cool cats from Electro Rock.
Breakdance The Movie AKA Breakin - First Battle with Electro Rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2guxhefWrQ#)
Lovely but deadly (1981)
Wanted to show the scene where two rowboats fitted with outboard motors collide, but I couldn't find it, but this scene is just as bad...
The girls from karate class show up
http://youtu.be/oeJD46ldZUI (http://youtu.be/oeJD46ldZUI)
Gary Busey's great escape from BULLETPROOF.
Bulletproof - Slow gtfo via spool cartwheel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WF80PL7z1c#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U
Samurai Cop - sexiest seduction scene in the history of mankind...
^ lol I was gong to post this... one of the best bad scenes ever!
The Disneyland death scene from STRIKE COMMANDO.
STRIKE COMMANDO - Disneyland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptNdU8x2YfQ#ws)
Dolemite - one of many bad acting, bad fight scenes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOI4-Vfrefw
Speaking of Rudy Ray Moore....
disco godfather the best of sex and violance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Mhiql6srI#ws)
Quote from: zombie #1 on January 30, 2014, 07:58:22 AM
^ lol I was gong to post this... one of the best bad scenes ever!
Wait, we're supposed to be posting bad scenes?!?!? Crap - I better take it down then, cause that is CLEARLY the greatest display of cinematic acting, writing, and mugging in the history of film. My mistake for misunderstanding!!! :teddyr:
I actually love the original House on Sorority Row (one of my favorite 80's slashers), but there's no denying how awful this particular line reading is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeZOjz2qKFc&list=PL5ASTJf2a2LR1xwMJPFKT9DUp2sP8YFnB
Strangulation scene from SOUL VENGEANCE.
Hey Rev, if this is too obscene for the board please delete.
(NSFW)
Soul-Vengeance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgAG_FZUFf0#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OtE7qcemyg
Quote from: JayJayM12 on January 30, 2014, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: zombie #1 on January 30, 2014, 07:58:22 AM
^ lol I was gong to post this... one of the best bad scenes ever!
Wait, we're supposed to be posting bad scenes?!?!? Crap - I better take it down then, cause that is CLEARLY the greatest display of cinematic acting, writing, and mugging in the history of film. My mistake for misunderstanding!!! :teddyr:
oh noes, now I'm trapped in the infinite sarcasm vortex of no escape!... better post another clip :smile:
The Beast Must Die - The Werewolf Break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5heiqWCE3kk#)
(the moment in The Beast Must Die where the director thought it would be a good idea to pause the film for 30 seconds...it wasn't)
Samurai Cop - The Horny Nurse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U#)
Decapitation scene from the NEW BARBARIANS.
Warriors of the Wasteland (The New Barbarians) - Decapitation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECeQW-XVJ_s#ws)
[1984] Breakin' - JCVD Cameo (VanDammeFanz.com) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMDbBSyS1Rk#ws)
It looks like JCVD wants to fight somebody at the end LOL! @ 2:37
Another classic from PIECES.
Girl happily skates about the college campus. Workers unload a pane of glass from a truck. Girl runs into the glass. Girl apparently dies? And nothing about this scene is mentioned again???
Funny Horror Movie Deaths - PIECES (1982) Skateboarder Dies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBeNisP7tgE#)
^I think they were trying to do something Gialloish. You know, like forty years later the kid who hatchet-ed his mother witnesses this and it sets him off on a murder spree (they flashback to his mom smashing a mirror).
Mr. No Legs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJyHfKNNaes#)
DNA - Helicopter Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2jBDVs_LOo#)
Quote from: major jay on February 02, 2014, 09:36:12 AM
^I think they were trying to do something Gialloish. You know, like forty years later the kid who hatchet-ed his mother witnesses this and it sets him off on a murder spree (they flashback to his mom smashing a mirror).
That was still an unbelievably dumb thing to correlate to.. :teddyr:
Troll 2 (1990) - General Store Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQnHXcEZ1o#)
Yes - it's the nilboG milk scene!
Ehhhhhch! DO you feel alright!?
I know its more than one scene but really, all of Anna Nicole in "SKYSCRAPER" is just one bad scene with very big boobs thrown in the mix. I couldn't imagine what the editors had to go thru to clean this mess up.
These are some out-takes
http://youtu.be/z4l-1JFW59A
Quote from: retrorussell on February 02, 2014, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: major jay on February 02, 2014, 09:36:12 AM
^I think they were trying to do something Gialloish. You know, like forty years later the kid who hatchet-ed his mother witnesses this and it sets him off on a murder spree (they flashback to his mom smashing a mirror).
That was still an unbelievably dumb thing to correlate to.. :teddyr:
Yeah it is, but that's why we love it right?
I love the dubbed-in dialogue in this scene (and the rest of the movie for that matter).
For Your Height Only - frightened gangsters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6bW79wMp4w#)
^ great dubbing, lol
Quote from: MrMari on February 03, 2014, 08:10:45 AM
I know its more than one scene but really, all of Anna Nicole in "SKYSCRAPER" is just one bad scene with very big boobs thrown in the mix. I couldn't imagine what the editors had to go thru to clean this mess up.
These are some out-takes
http://youtu.be/z4l-1JFW59A
damn, that is kind of funny but also somewhat tragic. being spoonfed her lines one by one and not even getting them, she's clearly in trouble there ...
Grandview USA / Steely Man of Action / MTV dream sequence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oWf1deQg5I#)
Polly vs the squids from LITTLE HERO.
Little Hero (1978) - Polly vs Squids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYcPzzOLEXg#)
Funny freak out by Pia Zadora in THE LONELY LADY.
The Lonely Lady - My Pills! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbn39Gocero#)
Welcome To Spring Break -- You Jerk, You Moron, You Idiot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsf7tFNCYU#)
legendary acting :thumbup:
NSFW
Sex Kittens Go To College 1960 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNqMW09gtM#)
The Killing of Satan - Lando vs. Satan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ36IdcIens#)
Zardoz Speaks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc#)
Reproduction- Grease 2
Reproduction Grease 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6honxJ2uzwo#)
From Argento's Dracula 3D
Dracula 3D - giant praying mantis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssE_6DmL_dk#)
Warrior of the Lost World (1983) car chase 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPDU6qnqHQo#)
GARBAGE DAY!!!
Well, not even just this scene, but the actor throughout this awful movie (SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2). His delivery of dialogue is so weird.. and what's with his eyebrows raising all the time? LOL!
garbage day!!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5CtOCZxrpc#)
Quote from: retrorussell on February 10, 2014, 08:59:31 PM
Reproduction- Grease 2
Reproduction Grease 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6honxJ2uzwo#)
:teddyr: :teddyr:
I remember singing that in biology class and getting told off by the teacher. :teddyr:
Trombone scene from THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN.
trombone.00.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmCa1m46k9M#ws)
3 words... Rudy Ray Moore
B!tch, are you fo' real?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raplinC5tEI
The tractor scene from SUPERSONIC MAN.
SuperSonic Man: Combustión Espontánea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmB34WhK2rA#)
Horror Hospital (1973)
Horror Hospital - clip 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aimXehypwd0#)
(the first 45 seconds are enough if you can't be bothered to watch the whole clip!)
From WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS.
The Words Get Stuck In My Throat - Extended Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gxViU-2iY0#)
Quote from: major jay on February 20, 2014, 08:03:53 AM
From WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS.
The Words Get Stuck In My Throat - Extended Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gxViU-2iY0#)
MAN how I wanted him to chow down on that...'directors girlfriend.'
"Eat her, and chew slowly!"
The polar bear and robot costumes from SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS are unbelievably stupid! :bouncegiggle:
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Polar Bear and Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K0v92uldDE#)
Quote from: Flangepart on February 21, 2014, 01:43:32 PM
Quote from: major jay on February 20, 2014, 08:03:53 AM
From WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS.
The Words Get Stuck In My Throat - Extended Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gxViU-2iY0#)
MAN how I wanted him to chow down on that...'directors girlfriend.'
"Eat her, and chew slowly!"
Devo actually did a cover of this song. :bouncegiggle:
Devo - The Words Get Stuck In My Thro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo_zfUnz4_M#ws)
Quote from: major jay on February 07, 2014, 10:15:31 PM
NSFW
Sex Kittens Go To College 1960 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNqMW09gtM#)
O-kay...does this bot from the 1938 World Fair look familure?
(http://mb.cision.com/Public/MigratedWpy/97895/9113566/9d52f45c17425af7_400x400ar.JPG)
Dance hall patrons back away (extremely) slowly from what looks like a giant potholder with chocolate chips and gummy worms in THE CREEPING TERROR.
The Creeping Terror - dance hall scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyAfEhZO974#)
Quote from: Flangepart on February 26, 2014, 09:29:06 AM
Quote from: major jay on February 07, 2014, 10:15:31 PM
NSFW
Sex Kittens Go To College 1960 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNqMW09gtM#)
O-kay...does this bot from the 1938 World Fair look familure?
(http://mb.cision.com/Public/MigratedWpy/97895/9113566/9d52f45c17425af7_400x400ar.JPG)
Haha, good to know that his hard drive didn't go soft.
Another oldie but badie.
Attack of the 50 foot woman (clip).flv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R38lKjRqejo#)
From GODZILLA VS. THE SMOG MONSTER (1972)
This is just WRONG....
SAVE THE EARTH (1972) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81dIhqik-OQ#)
Some Godfrey Ho silliness from CLASH OF THE NINJAS.
Clash of the Ninjas (1986) Final battle (Spoiler) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9iOJfdG9a0#)
Friday The 13th IV-- Crispin Glover's crazy dance!
Crispin Glovers Nerd Dance-Friday The 13th part 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_f0ELRcgCo#)
Release the Gargon!
Teenagers From Outer Space - Phoning The helpful Guy At the Electric Company (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXDHGgtFmC4#)