http://the-toast.net/2014/02/17/never-forget-someone-ranked-presidents-survival-odds-massive-presidential-knife-fight/ (http://the-toast.net/2014/02/17/never-forget-someone-ranked-presidents-survival-odds-massive-presidential-knife-fight/)
I really think this should be made into a movie. A sort of Kirk vs Gorn thing, played by aliens, but with US presidents, and so way more educational. Wouldn't the History Channel finance it?
Last two standing . . . Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson.
Winner . . . . Roosevelt.