(http://25.media.tumblr.com/eaa1cf05dbe1f96644cdd5999c66f8d0/tumblr_mqea1cxho81qbaleqo1_1280.jpg)"You call that a fart? I'll show you- George, let one rip, and show her how it's done."
"What, again?"
Man:"Why didn't I just go to the @#$&% ballgame?"
Talking woman: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah...
Other woman: Oh God.. breath mint! Please!
Man: Heh; sucks to be you, babe!