I have wandered across the frozen tundra, with nothing but my old dog for a coat and a homemade portable VHS player, searching for indulgence of the lowest breed of old flicks. I'll find them, sniff the box, salivate, and sniff your wife's box. Not always in that order. I have long conversations with my toenails about the merits of subbing Italian B-movies until I can sufficiently understand the language well enough to sneak aboard a Sicily bound ship among a crate of wonderfully smelly old socks, a soiled bag of rags and tapes, and memories of your wife's box. Or whoever was home.
I've landed here, at this when, ready to crouch behind your keyboard and see what you have to offer, gently nibbling my finger parts and sniffing your decrepit old computer chair whenever you leave the room. You don't have to feed me, I only ask that you ignore the slapping and wimpering late night sounds of your dog.
Welcome to me for you. Yes.
I must say that is one of the most memorable introductions ever by any new user. :buggedout:
And stay away from my wife's box!!! :hatred:
Welcome. :cheers:
Quote from: indianasmith on February 19, 2014, 11:51:16 PM
And stay away from my wife's box!!! :hatred:
:buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:
That's not my wife's box, dude.
Incidentally, would anyone like an accidentally forgotten ham sandwich?
HAM SANDWICH : William Shatner between two slices of bread.
Quote from: Flangepart on February 21, 2014, 01:39:53 PM
HAM SANDWICH : William Shatner between two slices of bread.
smells like chlorinated space showers and Spam. Mmmmm
Ham sandwich...William Shatner... cheese...Charlton Heston...pb & jam sandwich.... Vandal Savage ...random thoughts...wrong thread...weirdness...corn beef hash...baked beans...boxes...wives....spaghetti.......
welcome JollyRott3n.
Quote from: Flangepart on February 21, 2014, 01:39:53 PM
HAM SANDWICH : William Shatner between two slices of bread.
The bread is of course wry, and the cheese is full of holes.